The Third Annual Alt.Fan.Sailor-Moon Party (continued)

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Spank the Newbie!

Harold took five newbie volunteers (Stone, Amanda, Daniel, Lauren and Ten-chan) aside to test what they learned about alt.fan.sailor-moon during the party. The questions were provided from Pook!'s alt.fan.sailor-moon old school test. Unlike the point system Pook! had, there was only one right answer. Contestants only scored if they got that one correct answer. Here Harold corrects the newbies answers.

The following is quoted directly from Harold....

"Ten-chan got the best score while Amanda...

Actually, I called out Amanda's name a few times and somehow ended up circling around Ten-chan. I guess I got confused because first of all, I was ready to do this. Second of all, everyone else was pointing to Ten-chan. If Amanda was that Utena cosplayer, then she got what she deserved... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! She wussed out!!! If I find her next year, the only thing she's gonna get is a private performance from me!!!"

Ten-chan was told to sit in... the chair. She was then subjected to the Saban Moon trailer torture. The pain, the agony, the stupidity of Saban. Oh the horror!!!"

Now comes the good part. Harold composed the following musical play to accompany this puppet show.

(Tuxedo mask puppet) If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of me.  Oooh no baby please don't go. Oooooh girl, I just want you to staaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

(Enter Sailor Mars Plushie) Yes, I'm Sailor Mars.  They all call me flame sniper. YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION!!!

(Tuxedo mask puppet is beaten up.  On the phrase "Game Over" he is ripped to shreds)

Flame sniper starts, the tarp is pulled away to reveal.....

Aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!! My eyes... the goggles do nothing!

Try as you will, there is no escape. ^_^

As the party wraps up, an exhausted Harold poses for one last picture. 

In a closing statement, Harold has the following to say:

An open letter to James

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